Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
(Disclaimer: i got this one from goodtimesmanila. I do not own this article and I am posting it here for entertainment purposes only.)
ANALYN PEREZ and TJ DIMACALI, GMANews.TV
It is called the Ampatuan Massacre here because the crime was committed in Ampatuan town. Elsewhere on this news site, it is still referred to as the Maguindanao Massacre, which is the more common reference, but no other massacre in modern Philippine history has been publicly associated with an entire province.
Heartaches are never easy to deal with.. I mean, it's like being in hell, having your wrist slit over and over again, multitude of blood dripping all over you...,
it's worse than paranoia because it can drive you crazy in a matter of seconds.. you cry liters of tears all because of words, spoken and unspoken,that literally tore you to pieces...
In the two decades that I have been living my life, I have had my own share of heartaches-- some I inflicted, some I suffered from. After four boyfriends, numerous flings and all that jazz, I have come to the conclusion that I am meant to enjoy the happiness of singleblessedness... Relatioships are always meant to end, just like what Summer Finn said in (500) Days of Summer, what always happens is LIFE.
So now, I am resolved to this one thing,I am going to stay unattached for the rest of my life. i think I've had had enough of heartaches and am not ready to suffer from it anymore.
(Disclaimer: This blog contains gruesome pictures and descriptions of massacre victims. Continue reading at your own risk)
Okay. So it is official. I am sleepless every Friday.
That is something that you will expect from a person who wakes up at 4pm the day before. I am slowly becoming a vampire, so what? Vampires are in anyway, no big deal. It won't hurt to be one of those oh-so-lovely creatures who fly as fast as a speeding bullet and hit baseballs so hard it causes lightning and thunder. It won't hurt to live for a thousand years anyway, except that you're not really alive (haha). Plus, I really cannot sleep right now because of this very horrible feeling that is trying to get out of my chest since Tuesday.
 | how you feel about yourself now (The Tower) You feel that the disruption and sweeping change you are going through, or fear you are about to go through, will be catastrophic. You need to recognise that such upheaval can force new directions that you never dreamed possible. Subconsciously you may have wanted change, but as is often the case, the solution isn’t always as we expect. There could be problems relating to your property, or if considering a new property or move, progress will be |
So here is the second entry of my daily dose of life's lessons.
What did I learn today?
I was thinking about it on my way home while I was on a bus along EDSA. Then I came to the conclusion that I might not have learned anything new today...yet I still wracked my brain trying ot figure out what I would put in this entry. And then my best friend Basha texted me and told me that she successfully survived her first day at work. And that's when it hit me that finally I have something to write about before I go to sleep tonight.
Because this is a daily journal, there will be daily entries about new discoveries, lessons I was able to learn and all that jazz every day. (Now, that is redundant)..
I got this from Casey, my first buddy. She would always ask us every midnight what we learned for that day. I simply refuse to answer because of the limited space and the fact that I did not really learn anything because I was asleep the entire day and my "day" is just starting.
ELPHABA
I'm limited:
Just look at me - I'm limited
And just look at you -
You can do all I couldn't do, Glinda
So now it's up to you
(spoken) For both of us
(sung) Now it's up to you:
Girl: Your new girlfriend is pretty. (I bet she stole your heart)
Boy: yeah, she is. (But you’re still the most beautiful girl I know)
Girl: I heard she’s funny & amazing. (All the stuff I wasn’t)
Boy: She sure is. (But she’s nothing compared to you…)
Girl: I bet you know everything about her by now (Like how you knew just about everything about me)
Boy: Only the stuff that count (I can’t even remember the stuff she tells me when I think of you)
Girl: Well, I hope you guys last. (Because we never did)
Boy: I hope we do too. (Whatever happened to me & you?)
Girl: Well I got to go. (Before I start to cry)
Boy: Yeah me too. (I hope you don’t cry)
Girl: Bye. (I still love you)
Boy: Later. (I never stopped)
Consequently, when a woman offers advice or criticism to a man, the man could misunderstand that she considers him inadequate.
Video-Girls Just Wanna Have Fun-- EMo Version
I loved this version from the Confessions of a Shopaholic. Check it out guys..
I am kinda having a hard time keeping thoughts to myself so I wanted a place where I can write all that I am feeling to somehow ease the burden. This will be a daily journal consisting of private rantings, experiences and all that jazz which I DON'T INTEND to share to anyone. This will be a private blog. NO ONE is allowed to read the posts here. So if you ever have the misfortune to visit this page, oooh alas... Im sorry but YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANYTHING here. Oh well, occasionally there will be stuff that I will be posting for public consumption but then again, it will be on rare occasions where I find it fit to share my thoughts to the world...
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